I feel like Peggy was telling that grenade story to the Howling Commandos one night and before she gets to the exciting part, Bucky just sighs and goes “he jumped on it, didn’t he” and rolls his eyes and takes a drink because he’s just so done.
my problem with clint/coulson isn’t related to the fact that it’s not canon it’s related to the fact that it doesn’t make any fucking sense
there are just so many white dicks to choose from, friends. this is a canon built on white dicks. it is white dick jenga. why on god’s green earth have you chosen these white dicks. it will baffle dick scientists for centuries
the best otps are the ones who realise they’re in love with each other and quickly and firmly deny it to themselves for a ludicrous amount of time
do you ever just rewatch the pilot of The Closer because it’s just so good?